Hospital Dumps Baby in Garbage!! WTF!!

Ministry of Health says mistake was an “individual error”... “For every letter of every word that I type, a tear is shed, and my heart is in pain, and broken over and over again. – Dilema Cano, Daniella’s mother... Adding insult to injury is exactly what first-time mother, Dilema Cano, was made to endure after she gave birth to her first child, a daughter named Daniella. The baby girl was still-born on April 29, 2011, due to complications, the mother explained.

LIFE for Glenford!!

The former BDF soldier is convicted of killing his wife in 2007; says he will appeal... Former soldier in the Belize Defence Force (BDF) and security guard Glenford “Bucket” Bermudez, 40, who was found guilty of murder by a jury of nine women and three men on April 27, 2011, was today sentenced to life in prison by Justice Herbert Lord.

Halo!! All starz weekend!

But while I can offer only meager rations, you, dear friends, have supplied a feast for the eyes this week. To be honest, I expected last week’s All Star challenge to be replete with striking images of fearsome Hunters, their compact form bristling with deadly anticipation, but instead they hid, criminally underrepresented while a cavalcade of more abundant Covenant forces were put on display.

Maybe it was my fault. Not likely, but perhaps by tethering the challenge to one specific mission, I inadvertently provided a poor opportunity for you to showcase the Lekgolo in all their fearsome glory.

Whatever the case, I am glad we waited. This week’s submissions were the finest to date, and the Hunters have once again been elevated to their rightful standing. In fact, since I received so many excellent submissions, I’ve chosen to employ some “new” technology to show off your stupendous offerings.

Halo Colbert Retort!

The Colbert and Halo Nations collided briefly this week when the Most Honorable Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, Esquire hypothesized that Master Chief was likely one of the classified members of the now famous SEAL Team Six. While the operational status of The Chief and SEAL Team Six are both matters of secrecy, we can finally crack the lid on one of the operations we conducted around the launch of Halo: Reach.

Halo! Matchmaking Update Carnage Report

Jeremiah is beaming this week after another successful matchmaking update. I lobbed some childish criticisms his way, but his swelling sense of pride easily deflected my barbed words like Armor Lock deflects, well, everything. At one point he proclaimed, “Instant Arm FTW!” even though everybody knows Instant Arm is for scrubs who can only score in playtests by ramming their Mongoose into the base and planting the bomb before the defense can converge.

Clearly the man is delirious, but I do have to admit that he’s been making some significant and sizable upgrades to our matchmaking experience, with plenty more on the way. While each and every change might not always align with your own personal expectations (or mine), you have to admit Jeremiah has been putting our flexible new tools to the test.

About Halo!!

Halo: Reach is a first-person shooter video game, developed by Bungie and published by Microsoft Game Studios for the Xbox 360 console. Reach was released in North America, Australia, and Europe on September 14, 2010. The game takes place in the year 2552, where humanity is locked in a war with the alien Covenant. Players control Noble Six, a member of an elite supersoldier squad, during the battle for the world of Reach. As the Covenant begin their assault on the planet, the UNSC begin their heroic yet ultimately futile effort to repel the alien invaders.

Black Ops Tips!!

Couldn’t hold the B flag if your life depended on it? Falling to your death more often than you’re taking out the enemy? Head over to the Intel section on CallofDuty.com and check out our Domination on Kowloon article. Pick up some flag tips and improve your game!